GPOYW from a first time blood donor.

MITU, Michigan Tweet Up

no9uc:

Look here you smurfing smurfholers! MITU will happen the weekend of September 27 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. MITU IS NOT A CLIQUE. If you want to come? Show up! I am pretty good with awkward. If you need help with “I don’t know anyone” or “I’ve never been to a tweetup, don’t people get kidneys stolen at those?” find me. I have never been on twitter. I went to CHSH in April a week after I joined tumblr. I know what its like. Just get here and we’ll do the rest!

Truth.

The thing that makes any meet up great, at least for me, is actually meeting new people and putting real smiles to digital faces.

If you’re giving any thought to attending MITU, please take the leap. It’s well worth it!

(Reblogged from no9uc)

Not pictured: bottles of Two Hearted

SCENES FROM A WEDDING

Lorelei (my niece): “Who’s that?”

Me: “Sarah!”

Lorelei: “Are you two dating?”

Me: “Well, yes.”

pause…

Lorelei: “AWK-WARD!!!”

This foam hockey glove beer holder? A most excellent groomsman gift, I say!

The only reason I have this beer is to ice my nose.*

*LIE

The only reason I have this beer is to ice my nose.*

*LIE

You mess with the bull,* you get the horns.**

*porch window

**it falls forward and splits the bridge of your nose

The porch window and I are starting our own fight club, apparently.

Scars are cool, right?  I’m pretty sure that’s a thing. 

No idea how I’m going to eat this.

BUT I’M GOING TO EAT IT.

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